the amount of rage i just felt seeing boxers briefs in the men’s section with a POCKET. meanwhile I’ve had to deal with being pocketless & sometimes FAKE pocketed??
me: struggling to find cute panties that actually cover an entire pussy*
boxer mcbriefenson:
see-the-trees-enjoy-the-forest:
it’s berry season here. i’ve eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.
berry time
Whatcha got there?
NOT FOR BEAR!!!
RUDE
Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994
Fun thing to do is describe things you do with adjectives that relate to you, and see what peoples’ knee-jerk reaction is. What do they assume you meant by that. Went on my gay little walk. What’s wrong with a walk, why was it gay? It was a great walk. It was gay because I’m gay and I was the one walking. Made a white man’s quesadilla. What makes it a white man’s quesadilla? Because I’m a white man and I made it.
im talking 200 tylenols from your local pharmacy. All in you’re paying 19 bucks. Thats less than 10 cents per high. you follow?
Oh I follow
[We are floating facedown in a municipal swimming pool]
All of us?
All of us
the for you page needs to know a little less about me thanks
I’m obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.
rate this subway hole
why does this station’s subway entrance make me feel like I’m getting flushed down a toilet
Leg pov when you pull your trousers. I love this
listen im obsessed with this answer
i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin
was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag
Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?
Medieval dungeon chatroom
InnocentCobbler: I Can’t take much more…
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torturevictim12: heeeeeelllllllllppppp
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Smellysickly: 🐀🐀💩🐀🐀🤢🐀💩💩🐀💩
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ScremWhenYouSeeMe [MOD]: Hey guys my kid is dunking a witch in front of the king today. Would it be okay if I took the day off and just let you starve a bit?
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InnocentCobbler: 👍
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Smellysickly: Go for it! 😁
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torturevictim12: moans happily
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i_deserve_it: Breaking wheel today plss
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